earthdad:

my goal in life is to be so hot that people can’t pronounce words right when they’re trying to talk to me

consultingangel-of-the-timelord:

#my life in 5 words, 14 letters, and one bracketed action

snapchatting:

you’re the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen, and no i’m not saying that because we’re right next to McDonald’s and i’m out of money

drunkpeeta:

drunkpeeta:

I’m crying so hard beacuse i went to go delete my history and

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google knows what’s up

it’s funny because i am a 16 year old girl and i was talking about deleting clubpenguin because i didnt want anyone to know i still go on and i just realized that the majority of you reblogged it for a completely different reason

earthwanker:

Do you ever hear someone’s voice and kinda wanna fuck it

coolbloqqer:

hot people are so lucky im so pissed

foxnewsofficial:

hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*

ruinedchildhood:

But shit, it was 99 cents

xxxkit:

imagine niagara falls….. but chocolate milk